Saturday, May 10, 2003

 

IT IS MINE!

    posted by Xax at 1:19 AM

Thursday, May 08, 2003

 

i fixed the archives today :)

    posted by Xax at 2:42 AM

 

Teenager's Game Leads To Invasion Fears

DELLACH, Austria -- An Austrian teenager who dressed up as a soldier to play war games in the woods sparked a major alert over fears the country was being invaded.
The 15-year-old boy, from Dellach, was dressed up in military camouflage gear complete with a wooden toy rifle.
He was spotted by a 53-year-old forester who thought the area was coming under attack from a foreign army. He called local police who led a hunt for the "army" involving helicopters, special Cobra combat forces and sniffer dogs.
The teenager who was finally caught said he had not intended to hurt anyone and was only on his way to a friend's house to play soldiers after months of watching the war on TV.

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Cop Gets Stripped 'N Stroked At Women's Party!

JERUSALEM -- An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy "hen party" received an unexpected welcome at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.
"The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said Monday.
The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act. He was extricated only after his partner came up and vouched for his identity, Kleiman said.
"She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper as saying about one of the partygoers. "She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."

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our beloved slut.

    posted by Xax at 2:01 AM

 

now porn.

mardi gras
some model
playmates
wwwwwwicked weasel

    posted by Xax at 1:46 AM

 

roboman
cutiequake
bondage
ghettopoly

    posted by Xax at 1:40 AM

 

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    posted by Xax at 1:39 AM

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

 

visit. download. enjoy.
directors. john woo. ang lee. guy richie. john frankenheimer. enjoy�.
cars: z4 roadster. 730i. 540i. enjoy�.
(that was gay haha)

    posted by Xax at 8:43 PM

Sunday, May 04, 2003

 

one semi hot girl

and three hotter girls

    posted by Xax at 1:56 PM

 

funny news of the week!

• A Dunbar man was sentenced today to serve at least 15 years in prison for killing a housemate who had sex with his cat.


• "As we washed him, we could see that inside him he had his own twin brother. Mourat had been a Siamese twin but nobody knew it."


• Loads of Japanese porno actresses say their line of work is going to the dogs because they only make half the wages of their canine co-stars.


• A deputy used pepper spray on a 12-year-old girl and wrestled her to the ground when she ignored repeated orders to stop jaywalking, the sheriff's office said Friday.

    posted by Xax at 1:54 PM