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Saturday, January 03, 2004

 





totally the internet star 2003.


 

top ten sexually tilted lines in starwars

10. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"
9. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
8. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7. "I never knew I had it in me."
6. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."
3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"


 

hilarious (save as...)


 





Friday, January 02, 2004

 

for the ultimative playstation experience...



 

we'll try that some day. (save as...)


 

wtf of the day
link of the day
oldschool game of the day (thx andy)


 

new years eve. 2003/2004. enjoy the pictures.

 
 


 

i tried that one myself already!



 





Thursday, January 01, 2004

 

it's paris hilton! and it's probably the only posting about her which is safe for work!
she looks ok

Are You A Blogaholic?

Your Score: 44 / 100

44 points is in the 21 through 50 precent
You are a casual weblogger. You only blog when you have nothing better to do, which is not very often. There's nothing wrong with that. But if you'd post a little more often, you'd make your readers very happy.


 

celebrities of 2003

 
 
 


she looks damn good in that striped top


 

some guy gets his face kicked
some guy gets his balls shot (save as...)

those 2 videos are so bad


 



enjoy!


 

Celebrity Love Match

Your Celebrity Match is: Wynona Ryder

According to our test, you would be a perfect match for Winona Ryder.
Born: October 29, 1971
Winona was chosen by "People" magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World in 1997. She is known for roles in Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, and Reality Bites. She also executive produced "Girl, Interrupted."
Your next closest matches were:

Natalie Portman
Angelina Jolie
Kirsten Dunst


i would go for kirsten dunst

if i would go for an actor:

Your Celebrity Match is: Kevin Spacey

Born: July 26, 1959
Actor Kevin Spacey is famous for his roles in A Time to Kill, American Beauty, Pay it Foward, and Outbreak.
Your next closest matches were:

Sean Penn
Mel Gibson
Bruce Springsteen

enjoy the first posting in 2004!




Wednesday, December 31, 2003

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR to THE HOBBITS in MIDDLE EARTH (and to the inhabitants of new zealand too)


 

in 1 hour and 27 minutes, middle earth will be first to have 2004. best wishes for the new year!
the people on this island are the last to enter 2004

it has to be a lot of fun to celebrate new year 24 hours earlier just by crossing that time line and go to your friends who live one island away. you can also celebrate two times, isn't that nice? with enough money i would celebrate the new year in sidney, austria and new york. so let's see if i can earn enough money for 2005 or 2015 :)


happy new year.


 

apparently solving puzzles all day long is a lot of fun.





Tuesday, December 30, 2003

 

you should read them.


#8: "You think you are big enough to make me, you little wimp? Come on, come over here and make me, I dare you�You little fruitcake. You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake." �Rep. Peter Stark (D-Calif.) to Rep. Scott McInnis (R-Colo.), after McInnis told him to "shut up" during a legislative dispute

#2: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns � the ones we don't know we don't know." �Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld



 

random stuff


girls!


 



 

nice visualisation
impressive motion capturing work


 

this is SO bad. you shouldn't try that. you really shouldn't. let the professionals do it. we'll try to bring you similar footage. crazy fuckers (save as...)


 

bootlegs! you will like it.





Monday, December 29, 2003

 

totally what the fuck of the day (shown to me by humasect of #shmups on efnet)
game of the day
link of the day
haha of the day


enjoy your day


 

RANDOM STUFF



 

some pr0n freak will buy it. i am sure.


 

i love kirsten dunst.

  
  




Sunday, December 28, 2003

 

'some clown' linked that in the shoutbox - thank you, libby hoeler for everybody!


 

i know that the male visitors of my site are constantly horny, that's why they come to my site (most of the people are searching for esu.nicole porn or tatu pics or tatu lesbian sex at least)
so i will give you some nice galleries with nice chicks now for you to enjoy. the only problem is: i am lazy. so i am giving you a link, and add the numbers which you can enter instead of the one already there so you can surf all the galleries, but i don't need to do that shitty copy&paste work. e.g.: www.pr0nforall.com/sexy1.jpg - sexy10.jpg, then you should know what to do.



i hope the girls don't get angry because i posted that much porn this time. the next time i will show you some huge dicks and good looking guys. really! i think i'll start with orlando bloom, which probably is the most wanted guy at the moment, not only by women i suppose.


 

lots of sluts. and soccer players.


 

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