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a site posting links containing funny, sick, sexy and artistic content. also features lots of celebrities, their home made pornos and wardrobe malfunctions.
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bodsforthemods.com
nude.hu
arenagirls
collegehumor
goatsecx
phun websex4u
ARCHIVES
FORUM
fleshlight!
a site posting links containing funny, sick, sexy and artistic content. also features lots of celebrities, their home made pornos and wardrobe malfunctions.
some "friends":
zurf!
pmates
bodsforthemods.com
nude.hu
arenagirls
collegehumor
goatsecx
phun websex4u
Saturday, January 10, 2004
won't update till sunday.
slept till 8pm
2 parties to go
byebye good night
Friday, January 09, 2004
who the fuck styled her for the first 4 pictures? i want to kill that guy/gal. she's gorgeous in lost in translation, but on those pictures? oh my fucking god, that hair.
ps: my site could be loading a bit slow these days, it's because activetopic.com is down again and the shoutbox isn't loading. be patient :)
- i just can't do that in the morning
- very interesting article about how shaolin monks can survive their tricks
- this is almost disturbing
- oscar nominated short. watch it.
- haha.
- wanna play super mario on your guitar?
- didn't hit one.
- that's the nfs:u dragrace in 2d!
have a nice day.
100 MOST OFTEN MISSPELLED WORDS IN ENGLISH + TOP 10 WEB DESIGN MISTAKES OF 2003
various clips, you can either stream or save them (save as...):
- ack!
- speedcubing with one hand, that's pure skill
- i've seen that movie, it's really sweet
- oh my god. that guy is awesome
- haha of the day
- need disability insurance?
- are my boobs...
Thursday, January 08, 2004
that guy is my lego hero!
beware, not safe for work content below!
alizee, a cutie! - paris hilton!
she's more than a slut.
top ten DSLs High speed internet providers
High speed internet providers? Yeah right. We're talking about the ten female celebrities with the most enticing Dick Sucking Lips. And as always, I've got the pictures to support my selections.
here's my personal top 3:jennifer garner
angelina jolie
jaime pressly
my ten favorite celebs without ranking:
mia kirshner, kirsten dunst, eliza dushku, jennifer love hewitt, alyson hannigan, sarah michelle gellar, asia argento, natalie imbruglia, jodie foster (and many others, like that lost in translation gal, scarlet johansson, great movie by the way)
i won't post pictures here because 1. i've been constantly showing you pictures of them, 2. you can google lots of pix yourself
post your top DSLs or celebs in the comments!
this site is great!
- 2500 points
they're coming!- cyber-lovah!
- yay, undress britney!
- candy or musical artist?
- slut singer
- escape from neverland! great!
- this is some sick shit they are doing there
- german slut singer
- yuck.
- I'm going home, babe.
- wtf of the day
- masters or porn.
- supermodels
- a very cool girl
- nice c64 games
- haha of the day
- a fucking cool car
- what the fuck is 'Der Gropenfuhrer'?
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
sweet.
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar........and the beer.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things -- your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions, God -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked," he said. "It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."
- make me dance!
- a man raped by a woman.
- she's hot. because it's met-art.
- yay, your own band!
- nice game
- i dislike their faces
- haha this is great, get a ps2 for free!
- koffie is bad for your health!
- this totally is some kind of fetish...
- read it! you should, it's impressive
- I FUCKING WANT TO GO TO JAPAN
- more crazy things about this country
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
haha of the day
this is great. i am sure that no animal was harmed at all.
if you want to scroll down and see what else i posted today, be sure to do it very slowly. there's a comic strip in the next posting and i want you to look at it picture for picture... enjoy!
that's the most hilarious comic i've seen in a long time.
thanks go to humasect in #shmups
- oh my god, the death rays!
- girl in jeans kissing another girl!
- great game, crappy controls
- nice multiplayer mode
- you shouldn't do drugs, but to enjoy this, you probably have to.
- the class room! quite innovative game!
this posting is to warn you that the following picture probably isn't safe for work!
Monday, January 05, 2004
poor forum users
download the metal slug 5 rom by clicking on that picture!
it's a great game, but unfortunately, it's impossible to play it in austria, because we've got like 2 arcades in vienna and that's it. there is ONE dance dance revolution machine in this whole fucking country. i can't believe it. i need to go to japan AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, SOMEONE GIVE ME A TICKET!
don't know what the game is about?
get some video-clips or some pictures here or here
have a nice day, i am going to enjoy the snow tonight, expect some brutal videos about us getting crippled on sleds!
Kill is Love
kill bill vol.2 - 2004
talking about how to get traffic with the leaked world of warcraft alpha:[16:55] <|GLB|WaCKSteVeN> no, write paris hilton and geena lee nolin having sex with lesbian WoW alpha
[16:56] <Korea> while britney and christina are watching it.
[16:56] <MaSteR_BaBoOn> while they are giving madonna mouth
[16:56] <|GLB|WaCKSteVeN> ding ding, we have a winner if we throw madonna and kiss in there
it's always a pleasure to hang out with the guys from #clanGLB
this is a great show! watch it if you got bravo or download it from the internet.
i've got all the episodes now, thank you fudge! (#qaf-central)
from the same guy who created sfcave - warning, addictive!
my score: 15385 (update!)
remember jamers? he used to play those competitive games until he beat my score.
post your score in the comments!
like cars?
heh. i'm loving it.
bullet time. great.
Sunday, January 04, 2004
enjoy that link (watch out, it contains hardcore.)
hottie!
nice action figures!vs.
more disturbing stuff here and here. have a nice day.
ps:
i would shit my pants all day long if i had that on my desk.
yay i finally added comments to my page!
they are hosted by BlogSpeak, if i knew that it's easy like that to have comments, i would've done it earlier!
additionally, i got 50 mb of space for free! isn't that great? i could host lots of stuff there, so if you have something you've created yourself - videos, flash, games, WHATEVER - let me know and i will host it for you! the webspace is sponsored by bernd zimmer, a guy from the broodwar.de boards.
i am not responsible for ANY links on this page besides the ones that i am hosting myself.
